I think I'll start things off with a tangent: You know who's kind of terrifying the more I think about him? Lefty. You folks know Lefty, right? The dead-eyed, palm-faced mascot for the "Helper" series ...

For the busy parent, the uninspired home cook or simply anyone looking to get dinner on the table, a trip through the packaged foods aisle at the grocery store is an easy solve. Take Hamburger Helper, ...

Betty Crocker Oven Favorites. Hamburger Helper Lasagna, Italian Parmesan Bake, Meat Loaf & Mashed Potatoes; Chicken Helper Potatoes Au Gratin, Cheddar & Mozzarella, Homestyle Chicken & Biscuit Bake, ...